"Mom, I have to ask you a question".
"Yes?"
"Do sponges have a penis?"
"No."
"Then how do they go to the bathroom?"
"I don't know. "
"Do they go out of their butt like you do Mommy?"
"Sponges don't have butts"
"Spongebob does. "
Good old Spongebob. Did I mention that he found a sponge (used for cleaning) and played with it for a whole hour like it was Spongebob? Oh yeah, this is also the boy that in the scene from the Wizard of Oz where the Wicked Witch of the West dies, he gets water and flicks it on the T.V. I guess he wants to get in on the action of killing "that mean witch". He named his puppy stuffed animal Toto as well.
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